The Tale of Dirty Boy Vanya and Prince Bifidol
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The Tale of Dirty Boy Vanya and Prince Bifidol

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A modern educational fairy tale script about how a messy boy named Vanya got acquainted with bacteria and became clean and hygienic

Narrator:

Harmful bacteria live peacefully throughout the world. They are so covered in dirt that whatever they touch becomes disgustingly black, murky, greasy, and filthy. Being dirty is their normal state, and they are extremely comfortable in it. Their leader is the chief microbe Blackdirt-Filthina.

They obey her and follow all her orders. She commands them to settle where people most often forget to follow hygiene rules—very messy and unkempt people—on unwashed hands, on teeth that aren't brushed, and on raw food that people eat without washing because they forget or are simply lazy.

And all the bacteria were terribly happy to have a place to roam, have fun, and even dance. And they danced with great pleasure, so much so that it was hard for them to stop, and the person inside whom they ended up could hear it right away.

And that person would feel sick because their stomach would start hurting badly. And the person would feel that these wretched dirty creatures had really let loose inside them, and they simply couldn't do without a doctor.

And so all the bacteria, led by their commander Blackdirt-Filthina, decided to hold a meeting on a pile of garbage to discuss how to proceed and carry out their dirty deeds."

Blackdirt-Filthina:

Now then, my subjects, dirty bacteria, filthy slugs, have you all gathered at my command?

Yes, yes! We are listening to you.

The loyal soldiers answered in unison.

Blackdirt-Filthina:

You disgusting friends of mine, do you know what idea has come to my head? How can we please ourselves? All the children in our city must be infected. To do this, we need to cover them with our dirt. Then they won't be able to escape, they will become one of us, and we will be able to settle inside them. Do you agree to such action?

We agree, we are very happy, we have only dreamed of this.

All the bacteria and microbes didn't hide their joy.

Blackdirt-Filthina:

Listen to me carefully. There are many children who don't listen to their parents, grandparents, don't wash their hands and put them dirty in their mouths. Washing and bathing are terrible punishment for them. We will focus on them. My very first assistant, Yucky, are you here and can you hear me?

Yucky:

I'm here and listening carefully to you.

Blackdirt-Filthina:

Find the dirtiest boy or girl in the city, befriend them so we can introduce infection and thoroughly infect them. Then we'll wait and watch how they get sick. This will be a real holiday for all of us.

After them, we will find other children, befriend them, and slowly infect them. We will teach them to eat only unwashed fruit and only harmful food. Everyone will fear us, we will be the terror of this city, and over time, the whole world will be under our control. Now, let's remember what we sing when we go to work:

Never wash your hands,
Eat dirty food,
Don't take soap,
Throw the brush in the trash.
And then we will be with you,
We will become your friends,
All microbes, all infections
Will be right here with the dirt.

They leave.

Narrator:

In our city there is a very disobedient boy named Vanya. Many boys are slobs, but he is special. In the yard, he always finds the dirtiest place and gets covered in dirt from head to toe, and he hates washing. And when his mother asks him to wash his hands before eating, he never does because he is very absent-minded and lazy. Well, should children behave this way? No, of course not. Now it's clear why Yucky found Vanya to carry out his treacherous plan.

Yucky:

Hi, Vanya. Don't be surprised how I know your name. I just wanted to be friends with you, so I've been watching you for a long time. Would you like me to treat you to a pear? It's very tasty.

Vanya:

I don't know you, how can I take your pear? Besides, did you wash it? Mom gets angry that I don't wash fruit. Although honestly, I don't like doing it.

Yucky:

Why don't you rub the pear on your pants? On one side, they don't have that much dirt, so you can use them to clean the pear.

Vanya:

That's right, how didn't I think of that myself?

Yucky:

You can also spit on your hands, rub them together, and they will become clean.

Vanya:

Thank you, I'll do that.

Yucky:

I can also teach you how to trick your mom and not brush your teeth. Wet the brush and put it back. No one will notice anything, the brush will be wet.

Vanya:

Thank you so much, I really like this, I'll do it this way from now on.

Narrator:

Vanya was very happy to meet Yucky, ate the pear with dirty hands, and in the evening when his mother came home, she didn't recognize her son. He was holding his stomach and crying.

Mother:

Does your stomach hurt? Tell me what you ate today. If I don't find out the reason, I'll have to call the doctor.

Vanya:

I met Yucky and he said that you don't need to wash a pear, just rub it on your pants, and you don't need to wash your hands either.

Mother:

How silly you are, my son. How could you believe him? Yucky is a harmful microbe, he deliberately tricked you because he wanted you to get sick.

Vanya:

What should I do, Mom?

Mother:

Don't worry, our kind Prince Bifidol will save you. But from now on, you must know that cleanliness is the key to your health. You must always wash your hands and all food. Hey, Bifidol, where are you?

Prince Bifidol enters.

Hello, boy Vanya,
I'm hurrying to you.
Always be confident
I will save you.
I am a helpful probiotic,
I will cure you, of course,
We will defeat all microbes,
We will kill all bacteria
And destroy Blackdirt and Filthina.
I will work
Morning, noon, and evening alone
Vanya will recover
And we will defeat the disease.
Drink Bifidol quickly
And we won't need an injection.

Vanya drinks and smiles:

Mom, I understand that to be healthy, you must always wash your hands and eat only clean fruit. I will tell my friends about this too.

The fairy tale The Tale of Dirty Boy Vanya and Prince Bifidol is available in FB2 format for phones, tablets, computers, and e-book readers.
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